A photographic collection of vanity license plates, from the clever and witty to the inane and idiotic, to the family-friendly, sports-enthused, and patriotic. Every day, a new plate.
This is like a bonus edition, because Femme Fatale is the title of a horrendously bad 2002 movie, a common movie archetype, and the tile of the latest Britney Spears album, which comes out today. Trifecta.
If you wake up late tonight or tomorrow morning and find yourself asking this:
You're not having an existential moment. You just had a really awesome St. Patty's Day.
*A very happy birthday to my friend Pat today! She is just as cool as you would expect someone whose birthday is the international drinking holiday to be.
Alex Ovechkin has been on a bit of a roll lately. Last night, the Caps played the struggling Oilers and the Oilers continued to, well, struggle. But Alex the Great 8's roll continued.
Two of my favorite people in the world are having birthdays today: my father and my Kim. Also, Michelle's grandson Devon is turning 2(!!) today. I hope all of your birthdays are nothing less than
Last night the Caps and the Tampa Bay Lightning had the final meeting of the season between the division rivals.
Lightning struck once...but it wasn't enough for the Bolts, and the Caps won it in the shootout, mostly on the shoulders of a stellar performance by rookie goaltender Braden Holtby.
It's been a rollercoaster of a season for the Washington Capitals, and a there have been a lot of ups and down for the team captain, former league MVP Alex Ovechkin. Last night, when he won the game in overtime with a beautiful vintage-style Ovie goal, the Great 8 reminded us Caps fan why we chant "MVP" in his honor.
Today is the beginning of March, and we all know March goes in like a lion and out like a lamb. What that really means is that spring is close, and then summer is just around the corner. And that means you are running out of time to
into your bikini. And when I say you, I mean me. And it's not looking hopeful right now.
Read Meg's new piece for Refinery29!
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It's just a slideshow of me being a lonely, snarky asshole, but I still
call that journalism when I go home for the holidays.
A (Misanthropic) Look At The ...
Winter Blows
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I drove past a church yesterday with this sign outside: It’s so cold, even
the people doing God’s work are pretty much like, “Yeah, fuck it.”
I'm a huge Washington Capitals fan, I love reading and writing to the point that I recently completed my (useless) Master's in English, and I am the proud owner of the most handsome dog of all time (that's not him in my profile picture, though, because his identity must be protected)