Saturday, April 30, 2011

Day 423, April 30, 2011



I have never even been to the Outer Banks, so I am whatever is worse than late.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Day 422, April 29, 2011

The weekend is upon us! And you know how I rate that?

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Day 421, April 28, 2011



I'm glad there's only 1. Two would be a lot to handle.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Day 420, April 27, 2011



The thing with feathers, that perches in the soul.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Day 419, April 26, 2011



Today is such perfect beachy weather, isn't it?

Monday, April 25, 2011

Day 418, April 25, 2011



Sometimes I miss Donald Brashear. I mean, right now the Caps are doing fine without him, but I still miss him. Partly because I ran into him at the mall once it was at terrifying. And awesome. Miss you #87!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Day 417, April 24, 2011



A phantasm is a phantom or an apparition, an illusory mental image. Sometimes the weekend goes by so fast it might as well be a phantasm, too. In fact, I'm not sure if it was really even there.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Day 416, April 23, 2011



From the first face-off to the final buzzer, the Caps dominated the Rangers this afternoon, winning the game 3-1 and taking the series 4-1. Time to get ready for round 2. C-a-p-s caps caps caps!

Friday, April 22, 2011

Day 415, April 22, 2011

Today is Earth Day.



Go green.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Day 414, April 21, 2011



I too feel a tad bit down today. But good news! Tomorrow is Friday! Just hold on a little bit longer.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Day 413, April 20, 2011



Well, he did buy a Smart Car. You have to give him that.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Day 412, April 19, 2011



What do you know? I am also pro-laughter.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Day 411, April 18, 2011



In case you're colorblind, now you can be sure. It's definitely red.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Day 410, April 17, 2011



I'm really surprised to see this on a license plate. But I guess if the world were politically correct all the time, it would be a pretty boring place, right?

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Day 409, April 16, 2011



What I wouldn't give to be saying Hi to Maui.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Day 408, April 15, 2011



I don't know exactly what Big Sexy 7 refers to. I just know that combining that with the "ask me about slumber parties" tag around the plate vaguely creeps me out.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Day 407, April 14, 2011



I hate being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Day 406, April 13, 2011



Walking is totally overrated.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Day 405, April 12, 2011



Those folks at UPS are slave drivers, aren't they?

Monday, April 11, 2011

Day 404, April 11, 2011



Really? Today being Monday doesn't count as an excuse? It feels like a damn good one to me.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Day 403, April 10, 2011



I'm all for honesty....but I'm also for discretion. TMI.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Day 402, April 9, 2011

It's Saturday! That's a good reason to smile and show off those

Friday, April 8, 2011

Day 401, April 8, 2011



I be me, of course. Who be you?

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Day 400, April 7, 2011



Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Day 399, April 6, 2011



Is it just me, or is inner peace much easier to find on the weekend?

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Day 398, April 5, 2011



I can't even resist them when they're straight. But make the fries curly? I am powerless.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Day 397, April 4, 2011

It was 80 degrees and breezy today. Definitely

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Day 396, April 3, 2011



Actually, NY didn't rule last night at the Verizon Center, where the Caps downed the Sabres 5-4 in OT. They did put up a good fight though.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Day 395, April 2, 2011



Okay comic book nerds, this one's for you. Sadly, the much rumored Aquaman live-action tv show and movie have yet to come to fruition, but there has been an animated tv series in the past.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Day 394, April 1, 2011



A Simpsons reference seems like a good way to celebrate Friday.