Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Day 545, August 31, 2011



Another day, another dollar.

Or: same shit, different day. Depends on your outlook.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Day 544, August 30, 2011



Lord have mercy on a boy from down in the boondocks.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Day 543, August 29, 2011



If there's any day of the week that can make one lose faith, it's gotta be Monday.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Day 542, August 28, 2011



Their fans may love them, but those of them walking around Baltimore today after they lost 2-0 to the Orioles didn't look too chipper. Only NY fans could look that sad on a day with such perfect weather.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Day 541, August 27, 2011



It's Saturday. Come and be whatever the hell you want to be!

Friday, August 26, 2011

Day 540, August 26, 2011

So first we have a legit earthquake on Tuesday, and now we have a hurricane hanging out in the general vicinity this weekend.



For real. It's like end of days up in here.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Day 539, August 25, 2011



I'm glad to know those two crazy kids lasted.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Day 538, August 24, 2011



I already said "gesundheit" once. I'm not saying it again.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

Day 536, August 22, 2011



Yeah, my Mondays are pretty foggy too.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Day 535, August 21, 2011



Are there any other kind?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Day 534, August 20, 2011

Ahhh, Saturday. A day for relaxation. A day to feel


Friday, August 19, 2011

Day 533, August 19, 2011

It's Friday, and I am going to party. Why?


Thursday, August 18, 2011

Day 532, August 18, 2011



I had to look this up, but I'm pretty sure it's some of super nerdy computer encryption thing.

In other words, if you don't know what it means, don't let this guy buy you a drink at a bar, unless you enjoy being bored to tears.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Day 531, August 17, 2011



I suspect that if you have to declare on your license plate for the world to see that you have no ex to hate, you probably have one that you hate very, very much.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Day 530, August 16, 2011



Well you might as well go for broke.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Day 529, August 15, 2011



Really it is Monday. I would never lie to you about something like that.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Day 528, August 14, 2011



Well my dog will be sleeping in while I fight traffic tomorrow morning, so I would say he is pretty damn lucky.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Day 527, August 13, 2011



Since you're asking me on the weekend, I think I can comply. Saturdays bring out the sweetness in me.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Day 526, August 12, 2011



He's a poet and he...knows it.

Yeah, doesn't have the same ring to it.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Day 524, August 10, 2011



Apparently they run in packs.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Day 523, August 9, 2011

Happy Friday!



Oh shit. That was just a delirium-induced oasis. My bad.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Day 522, August 8, 2011



Good to know, because I might need the help of a mental health professional to survive Monday.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Day 521, August 7, 2011

Today is National Friendship Day.



What better day to take a moment to appreciate true friends?

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Day 520, August 6, 2011

Spent the day in Baltimore. The food? Awesome. Camden Yards? Beautiful. The heat?



Friday, August 5, 2011

Day 519, August 5, 2011

Happy Friday!



Now you know which car to head to to get the party started.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Day 518, August 4, 2011



Not something I would brag about being, but then knowing you have a problem is the first step.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Day 517, August 3, 2011

It's Wednesday, also known as hump day.



She obviously made good use of some hump day in her past.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Monday, August 1, 2011

Day 515, August 1, 2011



Help you? It's Monday. I can't even help myself.