You know that guy who has his Blackberry surgically attached to his hip and is always checking it and texting, even during dinner and hockey games and movies?
This is that guy.
Either that or he is extremely fond of the fruit.
Read Meg's new piece for Refinery29! - It's just a slideshow of me being a lonely, snarky asshole, but I still call that journalism when I go home for the holidays. A (Misanthropic) Look At The ...