Guess what? It's Theme Week here at You're So Vain! I know, you can barely contain your excitement. Why have a theme in addition to the general theme of vanity license plates, you ask? Because I have two English degrees. I've spent years identifying themes. Also, I like to make my own small attempt to impose order on this world of chaos. Just go with it.
And the theme for this week is: Vaguely Offensive Plates Which Strongly Suggest the Driver is a Douchebag (or Douchebaguette)
Now, let's get this party started....
Eurovision 2020
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As you may remember (who the fuck even was I in 2010? Was that dude real?),
one of my favorite things in the whole Goddamn world is the Eurovision Song
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i think i'm going to like this week in vanity plates. and i know how you feel about order in this world, based on when you said "my dog has a better sense of decorum than the average baby," to explain why you don't like kids.
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