Day 654, December 18, 2011

Relax. The Big Guy Upstairs has got it covered.

Day 653, December 17, 2011

It's pretty boy and



That is one serious T-Pain fan in that car.

Day 652, December 16, 2011

I would imagine that often, with twins, one twin is the really popular one that everybody loves.



This is not that twin.

Day 651, December 15, 2011

Does Tom Brady still have a really stupid hair cut?

Day 650, December 14, 2011

Aren't we all?

Wait, aren't we?

Day 649, December 13, 2011

This guy totally camps out overnight so he can be first in line to buy every time a new iphone comes out.

Day 648, December 12, 2011

Don't feel bad. Mondays make us all a little bit daffy.

Day 647, December 11, 2011

The occupants of this vehicle are totally at church right now while you're sleeping off your Saturday night. But Jesus loves you anyway, so it's all good.

Day 646, December 10, 2011

Wow, I guess I really need to consider buying a Blu-Ray player.

Day 645, December 9, 2011

The Caps beat the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight. That's the least they deserve for not using the correct plural form of "leaf."

Day 644, December 8, 2011

Perhaps the best part of the holiday season is the abundance of desserts. Boston cream pie is a good place to start.

Day 643, December 7, 2011

So much



so much to do, so little time to do it all!

Day 642, December 6, 2011

Speaking of obsession, are you watching Homeland? Because I am OBSESSED with it.

Day 641, December 5, 2011

I feel like this is some kind of ashes to ashes, dust to dust commentary. Or maybe that's just the Monday blues talking.

Day 640, December 4, 2011

If there's any time to bond with God, I would think it would be a Sunday.

Day 639, December 3, 2011

It's Saturday. Have a chilidog. Or some other such weekend junk food.

Day 638, December 2, 2011

Irish luck is the best kind. Take a redhead's word for it.

Day 637, December 1, 2011

They do say Virginia is for wine lovers. Or do they? Well they should if they don't.

Day 636, November 30, 2011

But if you're a hater of haters, doesn't that make you a hater, too?

Deep.

Day 635, November 29, 2011

Kinda makes you want to play punch buggy, doesn't it?

Day 634, November 28, 2011

Show-off.

Day 633, November 27, 2011

I don't generally find myself wistful for Rhode Island. It was, however, the home of the first circus in the US, so it has potential.

Day 632, November 26, 2011

Aren't the Caps supposed to infuriate their opponents, not their fans?

Jeez, get it together Caps!

Day 631, November 25, 2011

I was supposed to go to work today??



Haven't they made Black Friday an official holiday yet?

Day 630, November 24, 2011

I'm thankful for



My baby dog, that is, of course!

What are you thankful for? Happy Thanksgiving!

Day 629, November 23, 2011

Tomorrow is a holiday so that means



and you are too! Enjoy!

Day 628, November 22, 2011

My mind, that is. Clearly.

Day 627, November 21, 2011

The Caps have been skidding, and it has been ugly. Let's hope these guys



from Phoenix give them less trouble.

Day 626, November 20, 2011

Football: America's past time.

Day 625, November 19, 2011

Be careful. Don't let the weekend leave



Enjoy it while it lasts!

Day 624, November 18, 2011

Get out of the way or you might get run over by the TGIF stampede!

Day 623, November 17, 2011

You



you.

Day 622, November 16, 2011

I'm clear on one thing: the work week is too long.

Day 621, November 15, 2011

What's



??

Day 620, November 14, 2011

It



Give hope to people who need and deserve it.

http://www.itgetsbetter.org/

Day 619, November 13, 2011

Be daring.

Day 618, November 12, 2011

Happy Saturday!



Now make the most of it.

Day 617, November 11, 2011

You want to find someone tough? Talk to a Veteran. While you're at it, thank them for their service.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Day 616, November 10, 2011

It even helps you with proper pronunciation. Sweet.

Day 615, November 9, 2011

It's a nice idea, but sometimes living at all is a challenge. Living fit? That sounds like it requires a lot of energy.

Day 614, November 8, 2011

That's comforting.

Day 613, November 7, 2011

You expect me to be awake on Monday morning? Fine. But I'm not happy about it.

Day 612, November 6, 2011

White doves and true love. Pleasant Sunday thoughts.

Day 611, November 5, 2011

The weekend is like Vegas. Whatever sin you commit stays where you left it. Trust me.

Day 610, November 4, 2011

It's Friday! Be happy!



For some reason saying it in Spanish helps.

Day 609, November 3, 2011

Antique cars are nice, but if I can get one of anything, I want something else.

Day 608, November 2, 2011

I've always been a fan of bad-ass chicks.

Day 607, November 1, 2011

I have never driven a BMW so I don't know if it's crazy to drive or not. But I'm very willing to find out.

Day 606, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!



If you run into this guy, take my advice: RUN.

Day 605, October 30, 2011

They call me mellow yellow, quite rightly.