Day 26, February 6, 2010

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Day 25, February 5, 2010

I guess I should give her credit for expressing gratitude, but when I see this plate, I just imagine the driver is a spoiled brat. Of course she would probably say I'm just a jealous bitch...so there's that.

Day 24, February 4, 2010

Ah, America, the land of tolerance. I'm just going to go ahead and make this a twofer, because these two guys should obviously be friends.

Day 23, February 3, 2010

Again, a quality I would be hesitant to advertise.

Day 22, February 2, 2010

Unless you're say, Beyonce, then you shouldn't refer to yourself as a diva, because in that context, diva usually translates roughly to "obnoxious, demanding bitch." Chances are any woman proud enough of her diva status to brag about it via license plate is insufferable. Just a guess.

Day 21, February 1, 2010

What's the only thing worse than a redneck?



A proud redneck.

Theme Week!

Guess what? It's Theme Week here at You're So Vain! I know, you can barely contain your excitement. Why have a theme in addition to the general theme of vanity license plates, you ask? Because I have two English degrees. I've spent years identifying themes. Also, I like to make my own small attempt to impose order on this world of chaos. Just go with it.

And the theme for this week is: Vaguely Offensive Plates Which Strongly Suggest the Driver is a Douchebag (or Douchebaguette)

Now, let's get this party started....