Day 335, January 31, 2011

I am super excited to be gainfully employed again because unless you're rich, unemployment sucks. But an added benefit of my new job? I'm going in the opposite direction of traffic and avoiding the dreaded route 66 altogether. That's pretty awesome, because unemployment and route 66 have one major thing in common:



Suckage.

Day 334, January 30, 2011

It's been a pretty good weekend. But you know what it could use?

Day 333, January 29, 2011

I completely forgot to post yesterday. In the words of the wise oracle Homer Simpson:

Day 332, January 28, 2011

It's Friday! Have a blast! Just don't end up on an episode of Cops. You can never live that down.

Day 331, January 27, 2011

I wish Glinda the Good Witch could come here so I could tap my shoes three times and go home where it's warm and not covered in snow. Unfortunately, this is my home, so even Glinda can't really help me. I wouldn't mind leaving here and going to Oz for awhile though.

Day 330, January 26, 2011

I don't generally enjoy being reminded that I'm hurtling quickly toward my own end, but Morgan Freeman's presence always comforts me.

Day 329, January 25, 2011

Any movie starring Ben Affleck and featuring a soft rock Aerosmith song on the soundtrack spells quality to me. Either that or the first sign of the impending apocalypse...but so far we're still here.

Day 328, January 24, 2011

Cher said it best.



*If you don't know what movie this is from, then you really are clueless!

Theme Week!

It's been awhile, I think. Since my schedule is about to become much fuller starting next week, one thing that will be impacted is my tv/movie watching time. Tragic, right? So this week's theme is:

TV and Movies!!

And here...we...go....(which is a movie reference in itself, but sadly, I have yet to see any license plates referencing The Joker).

Day 327, January 23, 2011

Last night the Caps played in Toronto and Alex Ovechkin, the great 8, got a hat trick, proving what Caps fan already know: when


good things happen.

Day 326, January 22, 2011

Wicked because of what the tats are, or because of where they're located?

Day 325, January 21, 2011

Any minute now, Lillian Grace Miller will be born via scheduled C-Section. So Lilly, kid, it's time to say



to your mother's womb and hello to the world!

Happy Birthday Lilly! I can't wait to meet you.

Day 324, January 20, 2011

Life is a lot like one of these:



Don't you think?

Day 323, January 19, 2011

He's a guido and he talks like a caveman. I guess that was to be expected.

Day 322, January 18, 2011

You know what I have to say to this wintry weather bullshit that showed up last night?

Day 321, January 17, 2011

Aren't 3 day weekends fabulous? Rest and relaxation. Now you go back to work tomorrow feeling



Although the returning to work part sucks.

Day 320, January 16, 2011

You know what my hockey team hasn't been doing much of lately?



Luckily, they managed to pull out a win today. And tomorrow is a federal holiday, so the weekend isn't over yet. Winning all around.

Day 319, January 15, 2011

Have some sugar. Substitute.

Day 318, January 14, 2011

Has the weekend finally arrived?



My nizzle.

If you're counting down the minutes until your work day is over, watch one of my favorite videos EVER. Snoop tells it like it is.

Day 317, January 13, 2011

With the craziness in Arizona all over the news right now, this sentiment seems particularly apropos.

Day 316, January 12, 2011

Rise from the ashes and be reborn.

Day 315, January 11, 2011

Bold lady? Bald lady? Both?

Day 314, January 10, 2011

That sounds like a group that knows how to have a good time.

Day 313, January 9, 2011

Remember when Mel Gibson was young and beautiful and we didn't know he was a wife-beating racist? Those were the days.

Day 312, January 8, 2011

The Caps are playing the Florida Panthers tonight at the phone booth. Wonder if this guy will be there.

Day 311, January 7, 2011

Unless you're a wolf, that sounds like an unpleasant condition.

Day 310, January 6, 2011

Well then, welcome to America.

Day 309, January 5, 2011

Ironman's ride?

Day 308, January 4, 2011

Any license plates that evokes both 80s music and American Psycho is good times.

Day 307, January 3, 2011

The car is an Altima. You know I love a little word play.

Day 306, January 2, 2011

If you share this sentiment, then the Winter Classic was a pretty fun way to start the new year...even if it did take place in Pittsburgh. It was tons of fun but I am so happy to be home!!

Day 305, January 1, 2011

2011 is here!



I for one am greeting the new year with open arms. Happy New Year!!